My, My, What a Big Hard Drive You Have

American troops come darned tootin' close to capturing Iraq's most wanted fugitive, Jordanian rebel Abu Musab al-Zarqawi. He escaped, but they did find his... ahem, hard drive. And apparently they were awfully excitied about it.

Finding the computer, said the official, "was a seminal event." It had "a very big hard drive," the official said, and recent pictures of Zarqawi. The official said Zarqawi's driver and a bodyguard were taken into custody.