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November 12, 2004

Como se dice "Fucking Homo"?

So, I ate lunch today with some old friends. And one boy who professes to be a *good* christian boy and who even prayed before he started eating his lunch used the term "Fucking Homo" during lunch. Do you think he was praying so that Jesus would protect his french fries from the fucking homos?

One thing I find insightful about the people that go to church and that hate gays, is that they think having gay sexual relations is "immoral." Immoral like robbing a bank, stealing money out of your mommy's purse, or sneaking into the playground after dark. These are things that people kind of *want* to do, and get some gratification from, right? Everyone wants more money and to have fun, but most people know it's not right to steal and tresspass.

But do these people *want* homosexual sex, but think it's not right? Are these gay-haters really closet cases who want gay sex? Are they just afraid if their wives catch them playing doctor with the lawn boy they'll tell their friends in the knitting club and it will get around and they will get kicked out of their gay-hating church and ostracized in their gay-hating neighborhoods? Is it all just a wide-spread ploy to silence that little tiny voice inside of them all that thinks it would be kind of fun to do nasty things with the pool boy?

1 Comments:

  • At November 15, 2004, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    I always try to play nice with others. But I get mad and wear a pout on my face when I hear ugly name calling. I wish I could spray Ready Whipped Cream into the mouths of people who call other people bad names. That way maybe the sweet taste will make them see it is better to be sweet than bitter.

     

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