Alberto Gonzales, the Wart

Alberto Gonzales is probably going to be confirmed by the Senate today so he can be the Attorney General. That makes me kind of sad, because I don't think he's very nice. He supports torturing detainees when Mr. Bush says it's OK, he helped get George Bush out of jury duty to cover up his DUI, he let a man in Texas get executed without presenting all the evidence, and he's loyal to Mr. Bush more than he is to the Constitution.

So, I wrote this nice limerick just for him.

Alberto Gonzales is a wart
Blind allegiance, I cannot support
Constitution's neglected
But confimation is expected
You'll never be on the Supreme Court