Death-Match Winner-Take-All Wrestling Meet

Since they are now allowing bloggers into White House press conferences, bloggers are also being allowed into this fine wrestling match, proposed by Jesus' General commenter, Anntichrist Coulter. As I responded late, all wrestling positions were already full, but I'm hoping to help the cause by being the water girl and providing refreshments to the participants. I also hope to learn some new wrestling moves from the others.

As soon as we can secure the proper venue and promotional
opportunities, the Women's Corps of the Jesus' General Militia will
be holding our very own Women's Corps Convention, wherein we plan to
offer many educational seminars and shop-class-style demonstrations.
During the course of the evening entertainment, several of the ladies
of the WC have volunteered to entertain the troops, as it were, in a
Death-Match Winner-Take-All Wrestling Meet. We will be inviting such
celebrities as Ann Coulter, Peggy Noonan, Karen Hughes, Michelle Malkin,
Laura Bush, and others of their ilk to participate in our Tag-Team
events.

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Please let us know as soon as possible if you are available to
participate, as we would like to start having you measured for the
costume fittings as soon as we can. Also, please let us know if you
have any allergies to spandex, latex, processed leather, feathers,
formaldehyde, or any food-based allergies, such as to Jell-O, pudding,
whipped cream, or grits.

I am particulary anxious to see how Michelle Malkin's new hairdo stands up to the rigors of Jell-O, pudding, whipped cream, and grits.