Rods From God
As Agitprop so eloquently commented on Blondesense:
When I first saw "Rods from God" I thought it was another story about
some Christian guy who rapes his wife with his holy penis.
Sadly no, not this time. It's about the Air Force's new godly space weapons program.
Another Air Force space program, nicknamed Rods From God, aims to
hurl cylinders of tungsten, titanium or uranium from the edge of space
to destroy targets on the ground, striking at speeds of about 7,200 miles
an hour with the force of a small nuclear weapon.
Because afterall, God wants us to kill even more people in His name.
Repeatedly raping your wife's slumbering ass and *only* killing 100,000 Iraqis is not sufficient for God. "Must Kill More!" You can hear God's voice booming down from heaven.
When I first saw "Rods from God" I thought it was another story about
some Christian guy who rapes his wife with his holy penis.
Sadly no, not this time. It's about the Air Force's new godly space weapons program.
Another Air Force space program, nicknamed Rods From God, aims to
hurl cylinders of tungsten, titanium or uranium from the edge of space
to destroy targets on the ground, striking at speeds of about 7,200 miles
an hour with the force of a small nuclear weapon.
Because afterall, God wants us to kill even more people in His name.
Repeatedly raping your wife's slumbering ass and *only* killing 100,000 Iraqis is not sufficient for God. "Must Kill More!" You can hear God's voice booming down from heaven.
posted by cookie christine @ 5/18/2005
4 Comments:
At May 18, 2005,
Anonymous said…
Yea, but Cookie, cheer up. monkey-boy's rod is from God. His mommy told him.
At May 18, 2005,
kelley b. said…
I wonder if those bright Air Force boys
(and girls? Nah, bright girls are too smart to do dumb stuff like this)
have calculated exactly how much unshielded mass of metal is needed to make it through the atmosphere to form an effective weapon from orbit?
And how much it would cost to boost and keep it in orbit until they wanted to toss it at somebody?
That's probably the source of the name.
Only God knows how they'll afford it.
At May 18, 2005,
cookie christine said…
Well since God is on their side, I'm sure he'll figure it out for them, right?
At May 19, 2005,
kelley b. said…
"Gawd" may be on their side, but apparently physics isn't.
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