Tom DeLay's new strategy

I think Tom DeLay is finally realizing what he really needs to do to keep his post in the House of Representatives.

"Just think of what we could accomplish if we checked our pride at the door, if collectively we all spent less time taking credit and more time deserving it, if we spent less time ducking responsibility and more time welcoming it. If we spent less time on our soapboxes and more time on our knees" (emphasis mine)

Yes Tom, you've got a lot of *sucking* up to do, if you want to continue on as the House Majority Leader. Maybe you should get with Jeff Gannon, if you need some tips.