Doctors Unsure on Cause of First Lady's Bloody Stool

via The Onion

I can only assume this is what the Presidential Prayer Team was referring to when they posted this.

Pray for First Lady Laura Bush as she celebrates her birthday next
week on November 4, praying for her health, safety and continued grace
as she faithfully supports the President.

I think we all know what "supporting" the President really entails.