Frist, Santorum, Sheepdogs and Schadenfreude

My friend Rod, who should totally write more, emailed this shocking photo of Rick Santorum, Bill Frist and Trent Lott. After a thorough investigation, we were able to discover it's true meaning.


Rod: i like this picture for some reason i can't quite put my finger on...

Me: this is so obviously one of Bill's video diagnoses, only he's using hand puppets to do it. Rick is looking on, perplexingly sexually turned on by the whole sordid show.

Rod: i think rick is very intrigued by where bill's doctorly hands might have been and wishing they'd been there on his behalf. rick santorum is so getting caught in a gay lovenest with a personal assistant and a sheepdog, i just know it. now that's the kind of schadenfreude i can get behind.

Me: but the question remains. is ricky's love nest in virginia or pennsylvania? and is he unfairly discriminating against tax-paying sheepdogs of one of those states? trent lott just looks pissed. "one little racist comment, and they put these guys in charge, geez"

Rod: trent lott's also saying to himself, "faggot," as he looks at rick who's looking lovingly at the hand of frist. it's a veritable triangle of bad faith and bigotry.

What do you think? Are we right on, or is there something even more sinister afoot?