DWI- Dialing While Intoxicated

Sometimes when my mommy gets home late, she starts making phone calls and wakes me up because I can hear her talking. Sometimes she’s mad and sometimes, a boy comes over to the house after a few minutes. But then in the morning, when she’s cleaning the beer cans out of her car, or reaching for the Motrin, she says she shouldn’t have made those calls last night.

So these nice people in Australia came up with a way to stop her from making those calls. Now if they could just put a breathalyzer on her email...