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November 29, 2004

Mr. Ashcroft and Math

I think Mr. Ashcroft needs to go back to school and work on his math . Even I'm in third grade and we are already learning our multiplication tables and those are hard.

If these numbers constitute making America safer, then I'm a monkey's uncle. And I'm a girl, so I'll never be an uncle. Only boys can be uncles.