Black and White Rainbows
General J.C. Christian, patriot, found a nice website where we can buy rainbow hats and t-shirts and stuff where the rainbow is black and white.
The Fundamentalist Rainbow [TM] comes in two colors ONLY: black and white! Just like the Word of God there is no grey area, no color, no shading - just black and white. Make this rainbow YOURS today!
I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm willing to give up the pretty colors in the rainbow, even though they make me feel warm and sunny and even a little gay inside sometimes. I want to be a good little girl, and if Jesus tells me that multi-colored rainbows are the devils work, then I'll like the black and white ones instead.
The Fundamentalist Rainbow [TM] comes in two colors ONLY: black and white! Just like the Word of God there is no grey area, no color, no shading - just black and white. Make this rainbow YOURS today!
I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm willing to give up the pretty colors in the rainbow, even though they make me feel warm and sunny and even a little gay inside sometimes. I want to be a good little girl, and if Jesus tells me that multi-colored rainbows are the devils work, then I'll like the black and white ones instead.
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