How to Tell if You've Committed Treason
Fafblog has a nice primer for y'all that might be a little confused about all these allegations of treason that are flying around all willy nilly lately.
Q: Which of the following is treason?
1. Not wishing the President a happy birthday even when he is clearly wearing a party hat and a "Kiss The Birthday Boy" shirt
2. Questioning the progress, purpose, or justification of the Iraq war
3. Providing material aid to a hostile enemy of the United States
4. Telling America "Hey America yo mama's so fat by the time she bends over it's Daylight Savings Time."
Answer: All of them are treason but number four is the worst treason of all on account of America is real sensitive about the fatness of its mama.
Q: I'm at a formal dinner party when the President shows up half-naked and stinking of rum. Can I tell him he is inappropriately attired without committing treason?
A: No. By embarassing the Commander-in-Chief you're providing aid and comfort to our enemies such as Osama bin Laden and Al Franken.
Q: What about the President Pro Tempore of the Senate? Nobody cares about the stupid ol President Pro Tempore of the Senate.
A: No, that's three heartbeats away from treason which is still dangerously naughty.
Q: The Secretary of Agriculture naked and smeared in monkey dung?
A: No. By embarassing the Secretary of Agriculture you are providing aid and comfort to the enemies of agriculture, like potato blight and Dutch Elm disease. Are you on the side of Dutch Elm disease?
and once you've got caught committing treason, here are some things you can do to absovle yourself:
Calling America an illegal occupier --> three God Bless Americas, two public denunciations of Ted Kennedy as an Islamist sympathizer.
Leaking a CIA agent's identity to Robert Novak to get back at her treasonous husband --> Totally not treason!
Sorry for copying so much of your stuff, Fafnir, but it was really, really funny. So funny that I almost peed my pants!
To absolve myself of such blogging indiscretions, here's three links and two "I love Fafblogs"
Fafblog Fafblog Fafblog
I love Fafblog
I love Fafblog
Q: Which of the following is treason?
1. Not wishing the President a happy birthday even when he is clearly wearing a party hat and a "Kiss The Birthday Boy" shirt
2. Questioning the progress, purpose, or justification of the Iraq war
3. Providing material aid to a hostile enemy of the United States
4. Telling America "Hey America yo mama's so fat by the time she bends over it's Daylight Savings Time."
Answer: All of them are treason but number four is the worst treason of all on account of America is real sensitive about the fatness of its mama.
Q: I'm at a formal dinner party when the President shows up half-naked and stinking of rum. Can I tell him he is inappropriately attired without committing treason?
A: No. By embarassing the Commander-in-Chief you're providing aid and comfort to our enemies such as Osama bin Laden and Al Franken.
Q: What about the President Pro Tempore of the Senate? Nobody cares about the stupid ol President Pro Tempore of the Senate.
A: No, that's three heartbeats away from treason which is still dangerously naughty.
Q: The Secretary of Agriculture naked and smeared in monkey dung?
A: No. By embarassing the Secretary of Agriculture you are providing aid and comfort to the enemies of agriculture, like potato blight and Dutch Elm disease. Are you on the side of Dutch Elm disease?
and once you've got caught committing treason, here are some things you can do to absovle yourself:
Calling America an illegal occupier --> three God Bless Americas, two public denunciations of Ted Kennedy as an Islamist sympathizer.
Leaking a CIA agent's identity to Robert Novak to get back at her treasonous husband --> Totally not treason!
Sorry for copying so much of your stuff, Fafnir, but it was really, really funny. So funny that I almost peed my pants!
To absolve myself of such blogging indiscretions, here's three links and two "I love Fafblogs"
Fafblog Fafblog Fafblog
I love Fafblog
I love Fafblog
posted by cookie christine @ 2/18/2005
1 Comments:
At February 18, 2005,
cookie christine said…
Ten blunders? How could you chose just ten? I don't think they make a t-shirt big enough to list all of his blunders.
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