The Daily DeLay

New and exciting ethics violations keep coming out about Tom DeLay, the House Majority Leader, just about every day anymore. And you can keep up on them at the Daily DeLay

Then I started thinking. What would the Oompa Loompas say about this?...

Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
I've got a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa, doompadah dee
If you are wise youll listen me

What do you get when you accept donations
From all those greedy corporations
To push your unfair re-districting plan
For you and your crooked republican clan
you will be indicted

Oompa Loompa doompadee dah
If youre not greedy you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doompadee DO
Doompadee doo