Zombie Warriors

My big brother has a stellar idea on what to do with the new race of people that will be created once Tom Delay succeeds in keeping all the brain-dead alive on machines!

I for one look forward to the brave new world. With a little more advancement in medical science it may one day be possible to vanquish death entirely. When our brains quit working whatever cells are left in our bodies might be kept alive indefinitely hooked up to machines!

This is just the situation I need to unleash my horde of zombie warriors.