Holidays in Hell

A few years ago, a friend recommend this book, Holidays in Hell. I never read it, but I just thought of it again, when I saw this at World O'Crap. I think P.J. O'Rourke oughta write a new edition and add in the Cruise with Bill O'Reilly.

Yes, the Bill O'Reilly Cruise is going to be a doozy!

The Thomas More Law Center presents a Caribbean Adventure Cruise with Bill O'Reilly and other notable guests onboard the new Holland American cruise ship "Westerdam".

From $1099.00 per person

Special offer: Exclusive V.I.P. cocktail reception with Bill O'Reilly limited to 100 Passengers. Additional $250 per person. Proceeds to benefit the Thomas More Law Center. Contributions are tax deductible to the fullest extent of the law.

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Yes, sail with Bill, and for a mimimum of $1099 per person, learn how to combat the ACLU. (Whining is the main way. Lying is good too. Shouting and bullying are essential.)

And for just $250 more, you can have cocktails with Bill. He'll start by getting a couple of glasses of wine into you -- as quickly as he can, he will get 'em into you... maybe intravenously. Who knows what will happen next, because this is a Caribbean cruise, after all, and once people get into that hot weather they shed their inhibitions. You know, they drink during the day, they lay there and laze, they have dinner, and they come back and fool around -- that's basically the modus operandi.

So mark your calendars for Nov 13th - Nov 20th. Hope to see you all there!!