Project methodology imitates anal sex

Yes, the methodology consultants are at it again. This time providing us with a two hour meeting specifically designed for us developers.

I can't tell you how excited I was to be able to draw parallel after parallel between project methodology and anal sex.

Here's some quotes from our trainers at today's meeting.

Projects should grease themselves

This is just like a big repository (Editors note: suspiciously rhymes with suppository)

You'll just be parking your deliverables in a different spot

At this point, you will be prodded with a new task

Wow, there's a lot of heat coming off this projector

Do whatever you are most comfortable with based on your experience with previous tools

Once we know how big the project is, then we can get busy

The deeper you go with this, the better results you will get

We have one more training session planned for you guys, but we promise it won't be too painful