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June 09, 2005

Project methodology imitates anal sex

Yes, the methodology consultants are at it again. This time providing us with a two hour meeting specifically designed for us developers.

I can't tell you how excited I was to be able to draw parallel after parallel between project methodology and anal sex.

Here's some quotes from our trainers at today's meeting.

  • Projects should grease themselves
  • This is just like a big repository (Editors note: suspiciously rhymes with suppository)
  • You'll just be parking your deliverables in a different spot
  • At this point, you will be prodded with a new task
  • Wow, there's a lot of heat coming off this projector
  • Do whatever you are most comfortable with based on your experience with previous tools
  • Once we know how big the project is, then we can get busy
  • The deeper you go with this, the better results you will get
  • We have one more training session planned for you guys, but we promise it won't be too painful
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