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July 11, 2005

Jeb Still Not Done Blaming Michael Schiavo

And you thought this year's nasty hurricane season can be blamed on those toasty temperatures in the ocean, didn't you?

Silly.

It's Michael Schiavo's fault. Just like the shark attacks.

Florida Governor Jeb Bush has asked a state prosecutor to investigate
possible links between Hurricane Dennis and Michael Schiavo. Governor
Bush said that he connected Mr. Schiavo with the category 3 storm after
realizing that Dennis spelled backwards is actually 'sinned.'


And that burning and itching issue you've been having, your icky foot odor, and the fact that you can't quit smoking - those are Michael Schiavo's fault too.

5 Comments:

  • At July 11, 2005, Blogger wayne said…

    Jeb! needs to find some Arab leader to hold hands with.

     
  • At July 11, 2005, Anonymous mary said…

    Haaaaaaa!

     
  • At July 12, 2005, Anonymous Bill Sommer said…

    Has anyone checked to see if Michael Shiavo happened to be in London last week? Send e-mails to Jeb to check his whereabouts -NOW! We Must stop this Killer

     
  • At July 12, 2005, Blogger oldwhitelady said…

    I figured it must be Michael Shiavo who's causing the problem with the code I'm trying to re-write!

     
  • At July 13, 2005, Blogger cookie christine said…

    And it's also Michael Schiavo's fault that my business users keep harrassing me about bugs.

    I keep telling them it's a feature not a bug. Damn, that Michael Schiavo!

     

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