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August 09, 2005

Another Masterpiece By Hate Master D

Norbizness has a fantastic post on James Dobson's masterpiece titled
Is Your Child a Homosexual.

Some of my favorite parts are:

Dobson: Evidences of gender confusion or doubt in boys ages 5 to 11
may include: 1. A strong feeling that they are “different” from other boys.

Norbizness: I know this sounds contrarian, but if the other boys want to
jump off a bridge, you should encourage your child to do so as well.

Dobson: 2. A tendency to cry easily, be less athletic, and dislike the
roughhousing that other boys enjoy.

Norbizness: Maybe it was all of the communal box-wine you drank during
pregnancy, but it's too late for regrets. However, you and your husband
can make up for Timmy's lack of athleticism by screaming incoherently at
him during Little League sporting events.

Dobson: 5. A susceptibility to be bullied by other boys, who may tease
them unmercifully and call them “queer,” “fag” and “gay.”

Norbizness: But, for heaven's sake, don't be concerned about the violence-
soaked homophobia that attends your bullying child, if you have one.
Teasing people unmercifully got Pastor Dobson his shamed, cowed flock,
after all.

Dobson: 7. A repeatedly stated desire to be — or insistence that he is —
a girl.

Norbizness: This is the DEFCON-4 of an assault on your Godly parenting.
Immediately take your child to an all-nude strip club for a $20 game of
"compare and contrast."


Go read the whole thing. It'll make you giggle uncontrollably, roll around in your cubicle and snort diet coke out your nose.

2 Comments:

  • At August 09, 2005, Anonymous mary said…

    Wonder if Dobson realizes the number of professional athletes - football, baseball, etc., who are gay? Big, hairy brutes who don't cry and fuss with their hair.

     
  • At August 10, 2005, Blogger Sylvana said…

    Why does Dobson think he is qualified to detect gayness...hmmm....

     

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