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November 16, 2005

Bush's Bitches

After pouring over Insight Magazine, An offshoot of the Moonie Times, Matt Drudge is reporting that a bitter George Bush is feeling betrayed by many of his senior aides and advisors. He's getting more and more reclusive and restricting access to the oval office. The only people he has daily contact with are his mommy, his wifey, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, and Undersecretary of State, Karen Hughes. He doesn't even talk to his daddy anymore, except on family occasions.

Now how the heck is this man supposed to run the country and keep tabs on this war that he started, without speaking to the fellas running the war?

Doesn't it seem suspiciously like the whole leadership of our country is going to hell in a handbasket? The internets are rife with rumors of Chimpy drinking again. During his speech in Virginia for gubernatorial candidate Kilgore, he was holding on to the podium for deal life, and could barely stand up. His disapproval ratings are skyrocketing, and many sources are saying he and Vice President Dick Cheney aren't really speaking anymore.

I don't think Chimpy wants to play anymore. I think he wants to take his toys and go home. Only Cindy Sheehan will be there waiting for him when he gets there. Maybe if he stays drunk throughout his Thanksgiving holiday, he'll forget she's there.

Shakespeare's Sister has an interesting take on this. She's disturbed that rather than seeking advice from informed people, he's seeking solace from his biggest fans.

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