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July 26, 2006

Despite Her Prominent Adam's Apple, Ann Coulter Suggests Bill Clinton is Gay

When she's not reading make-up tips in Cosmo on how to cover up an adam's apple or accusing 9/11 widows of enjoying their husbands' deaths, Ann Coulter is busy yapping on teevee about ex-presidents being homosexuals.

Ms. COULTER: I think that sort of rampant promiscuity does show some
level of latent homosexuality.

DEUTSCH: OK, I think you need to say that again. That Bill Clinton, you
think on some level, has -— is a latent homosexual, is that what you'’re
saying?

Ms. COULTER: Yeah. I mean, not sort of just completely anonymous - I don'’t
know if you read the Starr report, the rest of us were glued to it, I have many passages memorized. No, there was more plot and dialogue in a porno movie.


[...]

Ms. COULTER: It's reminiscent of a bathhouse. It's just this obsession
with your own -— with your own essence.

DEUTSCH: But why is that homosexual? You could say narcissistic.

Ms. COULTER: Right.

DEUTSCH: You could say nymphomaniac.

Ms. COULTER: Well, there is something narcissistic about homosexuality.
Right? Because you're in love with someone who looks like you. I'm not
breaking new territory here, why are you looking at me like that?


Maybe he's looking at you like that because you are completely batshit insane? But that's just a guess.

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