Alternatives to the Official Inaugural Balls

An astute Wonkette reader sends in some alternative names for the Inaugural Balls that reflect better on what this Administration is really all about.

The Unfunded Mandate Ball
The Hell With International Opinion Ball
The Indefinite Detainees Ball
The Doctrine of Preemption Ball
The Clinton Did It Ball
The Legacy of the Crippling Deficit Ball

She also says of the balls:
You are packed in like sardines, the line for the bar is long, the drinks are short.

Well, I was thinking that instead of these boring, stinky balls and dinners and stuff have some funner activities, like these.

Pin the Tail on the Chimp
Duck, Duck, Suicide bomber
Ring-around-the-White-House (funded by the taxpayers of D.C.)
Capture the Fag (and make sure he doesn't marry anyone)
Executive Branch Charades
Scavenger Hunt for WMD
Scavenger Hunt for Osama bin Laden