Weapons of Mass Weirdness
The Penatagon has been busy explorings some really freaky non-lethal weapons like the "will make you gay" drug, and the "you'll have really bad breath for a really long time weapon" and the "this will make the critters bite you" drug.
I'm pretty sure they rejected all these weapons, so I'm going to suggest a few more that may work even better to spread democracy and capitalism.
Will make you go to church pill
Will make you vote drug Republican capsule (actually, Diebold is already working on that one)
Will make you consume more stuff and buy lots of pillows and collectable figurines and stuff for the house innoculation
Will make you watch Bill O'Reilly serum
will make you buy all of Georgie's rhetoric about how we're winning in Iraq suppository.
This will be my only post today, as non-bloggy life is calling me. Y'all come back now, ya hear?
I'm pretty sure they rejected all these weapons, so I'm going to suggest a few more that may work even better to spread democracy and capitalism.
Will make you go to church pill
Will make you vote drug Republican capsule (actually, Diebold is already working on that one)
Will make you consume more stuff and buy lots of pillows and collectable figurines and stuff for the house innoculation
Will make you watch Bill O'Reilly serum
will make you buy all of Georgie's rhetoric about how we're winning in Iraq suppository.
This will be my only post today, as non-bloggy life is calling me. Y'all come back now, ya hear?
posted by cookie christine @ 1/17/2005
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