Dr. Frist and Mr. Hyde

Dr. Frist used to be a heart surgeon, but now he's a Senate Majority Leader, and I think maybe he's one of Satan's minions too.

"I can play hardball as well as anybody," he said, unprompted, at the end of a recent interview. "That's what I did, cut people's hearts out."

All I gotta say is Mr. Reid and the Senate Democrats better keep some garlic and holy water handy.