Mr. Bush Reading Smut
Mr. Bush has recently read a naughty book called I Am Charlotte Simmons .
It is unclear exactly what Mr. Bush liked so much about the book, which is told from the point of view of Charlotte Simmons, a young woman from the God-fearing backwoods of North Carolina who is the first in her family to go to college. Charlotte, who is at first shocked by the booze and debauchery she encounters at Mr. Wolfe's Dupont University ... eventually succumbs in a chapter-long deflowering scene at the hands of a drunken fraternity rat. Then she sinks into depression.
A chapter-long de-flowering? Don't those things usually take about two minutes? That's about as realistic as sucessfully privatizing social security.
It is unclear exactly what Mr. Bush liked so much about the book, which is told from the point of view of Charlotte Simmons, a young woman from the God-fearing backwoods of North Carolina who is the first in her family to go to college. Charlotte, who is at first shocked by the booze and debauchery she encounters at Mr. Wolfe's Dupont University ... eventually succumbs in a chapter-long deflowering scene at the hands of a drunken fraternity rat. Then she sinks into depression.
A chapter-long de-flowering? Don't those things usually take about two minutes? That's about as realistic as sucessfully privatizing social security.
posted by cookie christine @ 2/10/2005
2 Comments:
At February 16, 2005,
Anonymous said…
Well, maybe by frat guys. Us hippies took a lonnngggg time at it. But then we secular humanists thought fucking was more like a great meal, not the belch that follows it.
And the Yellow Rose's interest in porn? Sadly, it all started when he pawwed through Lynne Cheney's "Sisters," looking for the 'good parts'. It was what stirred his fantasies about Laura and Condi, doncha know?
At February 16, 2005,
cookie christine said…
I have a theory that Lynne and Dick are both gay and just have a marriage of convenience. After reading about Sisters and knowing about Mary, and that homosexuality frequently runs in families, could there be any doubt?
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