The New Fashion Police

It looks like there are some lawmakers people in Virginia that want to outlaw people wearing thier pants so low that their underwear shows. And they want to be able to charge a $50 fine. I don't think that's right, because that's how all the cool kids wear their pants and shorts. And most of those cool kids don't have $50 to spare.

But if there's no way around it, I think us kids should make up our own bill of offensive things that old people wear that we don't want to see. Like your pants pulled up half way up your chest. Or camel toes, those are really icky, especially if it's an old man. Yucky! Or old ladies that don't shave their legs and have icky vericose veins and cottage cheese and don't wear pants or panty hose. That's yucky too. And while we're at it, whatever that old-people-smell is, let's outlaw that too.