Mystery Sex-Toys in Alabama Theatre 2005

Via Talk Left

A divided three-judge panel of the Atlanta-based 11th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals disagreed.

hee-hee, a threesome, huh?
Yeah, of judges in Alabama.
Gosh, that's sexy.
I'm getting a woody.
Dude, you sit over there.

It said in a ruling last July that siding with the sex toy merchants could open the door to the legalization of undesirable sexual behavior such as prostitution.

Or orgasms, maybe. I hear people HATE those.

"If the people of Alabama in time decide that prohibition on sex toys is misguided, or ineffective, or just plain silly, they can repeal the law and be finished with the matter," the court said.

Honey, can you run over to Louisiana and get me a twelve inch black dildo?
I said the black one, this one is dark gray, can you go back? Pleeeease???

"On the other hand,...

Did he just say "on the other hand?"
Yeah, they're gonna need both hands.

if we today craft a new fundamental right by which to invalidate the law, we would be bound to give that right full force and effect in all future cases including, for example, those involving adult incest, prostitution, obscenity, and the like."

and Muuuurderrrr.