You're Either with the Mud-Wresters, or You're with Terrorists
I'm getting a wee bit tired of low-ranking military people getting in trouble for stuff that's encouraged by their superiors. I mean, the army is all about following orders, doing what you're told, drinking the kool-aid, and getting behind whatever malarky your commanding officers suggest, and giving it 100%, right?
The fact that no high-ranking abuse-encouraging people have been indicted for prisoner abuse is another example of this mean passing-the-buck stuff.
So, when I heard about Deanna Allen, who got busted mud-wrestling and exposing her breasts, and is being discharged from the military, I started to feel sad.
The 19-year-old blonde made headlines around the world this month after the New York Daily News reported the scandal and published photos of her flashing her breasts and wrestling with other scantily clad female soldiers as male troops leered and snapped pictures.
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So far, Allen, a private, is the only soldier to be punished, despite an initial military police report that sergeants allegedly arranged the party and were lending their rooms to soldiers for sex.
How is this hurting the spread of freedom and democracy? The boobs for beads exchange is an American tradition. And this type of activity proliferates in a free marketplace. There's a demand - Fellas love to see it. There's a supply - Girls love the attention. I think we should even encourge the conquered civilizations, such as Iraq to participate. Just like democracy, Christmas, apple pie, and world-domination.
I think our hard-working soldiers over in Iraq fighting a silly war that they really don't know what's for, should have some fun. They deserve a good time, given all the sacrifices they are making for no good reasons.
As far as I'm concerned, either you're with the mud-wresters, or you're with terrorists.
The fact that no high-ranking abuse-encouraging people have been indicted for prisoner abuse is another example of this mean passing-the-buck stuff.
So, when I heard about Deanna Allen, who got busted mud-wrestling and exposing her breasts, and is being discharged from the military, I started to feel sad.
The 19-year-old blonde made headlines around the world this month after the New York Daily News reported the scandal and published photos of her flashing her breasts and wrestling with other scantily clad female soldiers as male troops leered and snapped pictures.
[...]
So far, Allen, a private, is the only soldier to be punished, despite an initial military police report that sergeants allegedly arranged the party and were lending their rooms to soldiers for sex.
How is this hurting the spread of freedom and democracy? The boobs for beads exchange is an American tradition. And this type of activity proliferates in a free marketplace. There's a demand - Fellas love to see it. There's a supply - Girls love the attention. I think we should even encourge the conquered civilizations, such as Iraq to participate. Just like democracy, Christmas, apple pie, and world-domination.
I think our hard-working soldiers over in Iraq fighting a silly war that they really don't know what's for, should have some fun. They deserve a good time, given all the sacrifices they are making for no good reasons.
As far as I'm concerned, either you're with the mud-wresters, or you're with terrorists.
posted by cookie christine @ 2/20/2005
6 Comments:
At February 20, 2005,
Anonymous said…
I, for one, am with the mudwrestlers.
By God, I'd mudwrestle every woman in the entire United States Army, if it would save just one American life.
Or, you know, even if it had no effect at all.
Ricky
At February 20, 2005,
cookie christine said…
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At February 20, 2005,
cookie christine said…
Ricky,
you are such a patriot! It's because of people like you that the U.S. is the great country it is today.
At February 22, 2005,
Anonymous said…
"Scandel!??!" Oh, great creator-lobster help us. Help Those who serve in spite of any rational reason beyond that they are courageous warriors who love America and serve without thought of themselves.
And if they want out, may they mud-wrestle themselves into freedom!!
At April 28, 2005,
Anonymous said…
you are a bunch of clowns. how long do you think any of you would have jobs if you were caught flashing you parts in your break room at work. and if a man was running around balls hanging i'm sure most of you would agree that he should be discharged. i'm in the military, and guess what, military personel are government property 24-7. there is a time and a place for that kind of behavior. and as far as following orders, thats a bunch of b.s. flashing your breasts and pointing prisoners dongs in pictures are unlawful orders. nobody is getting in trouble for not following those orders. but hey, my roommate just told me to jump out the window. laters
At April 28, 2005,
cookie christine said…
Since you are property of the military 24/7, does your commanding officer know that you are doing Yahoo searches for 'army mudwrestle'? (via my SiteMeter statistics)
I thank god every night that people like you are out there defending my right to look up naked pictures on the internet!
God Bless America!
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