Top Secret CIA Code Names

MSNBC has a nice article about a new book that has CIA code names in it. Some people are afraid that the bad guys might find out these code names, but the man that wrote the book said that he got most of the names from documents that are already available to the public.

• West Wing: Two remote air bases in Jordan used for invading Iraq and now for clandestine military counter-terror operations in the Middle East.
• Oplan 4305: Contingency plan for the defense of Israel. Arkin also says the U.S. has quietly pre-positioned munitions and equipment on Israeli soil.
  
• Conplan 8022: Top-secret pre-emptive plans to take out nuclear facilities and other threats in Iran, Syria and North Korea.

"It's trivial secrecy. It's bureaucratic secrecy," says Arkin, who
also works as a military analyst for NBC News. "These are bureaucrats
trying to protect their turf. This is not national security. This is
government gone wild."

Trivial and boring...So, I thought I'd make up some new code names. One's that are not in publicly available documents:

Offal Orfice - Oval Office (when Bush, Cheney, Condi and Rumsfeld are all present)
Grab Abu - Any prison camp where brown-skinned detainees are sexually humilitated
Impugn my integrity - Expose me for the incompetant, lying sack of cow pies that I am
Exciting Extended World Travel - Back Door Draft
Personal Accounts - Private Accounts
Clear Skies - Brown Polluted Skies
Healthy Forests - Healthy Corporations
Axis of Evil - France, Canada and France
God Bless America - Geez, I hope I don't get held accountable for the mess I've made