The 'Huh-Huh' Headline of the Day

From the Boston Globe:
Filmmakers Lack Depth in Pornography Study

Reminds me of this funny joke:

there was a new teacher at johnny's class.
everything was going great.....then on the end of the day.......johnny started to cry.
teacher:johnny wat's wrong?
johnny:will u plz take ur dress off
(johnny begged)
t:of course not
j:if u don't i'll cry
(the teacher didn't want to get fired on 1st job)
t:well ok
(so she did....now she stood with only her black lacy bra and a thong)
j:will u plz take ur bra off?
t:of course not
j:if u don't i'll cry
t:well ok
(so now she stood with her chest naked and a thong left)
j:will u plz take ur thong off?
t:of course not
j:if u don't i'll cry
t:well ok

meanwhile Johnny's mom was at school looking 4 him....."JOHNNY DEEPER......JOHNNY DEEPER.....JOHNNY DEEPER!" SHE YELLED

Later on she got an answer...."I'M AS DEEP AS I CAN GO MOM!" yelled johnny