Turds For DeLay

Now, I think we've all had conservative movements before. Solid, compact and right to the point, but sometimes leaving us aching for more and clearly not as satisfied as with those liberal movements brought on by fine mixtures of tequila shots, Jager Bombs and Guinness Stout. Maybe you didn't eat much the day before, or perhaps you were a wee bit constipated. It happens, and life goes on.

Unless of course, you are one of those old people obsessed with your bowel activity, or Tom DeLay.

Since he's having gobs of trouble getting folks to support him and had a light turnout at his $225/plate tribute dinner, he's having to think outside the box.



From what I understand, the turd in question actually did attend the dinner unlike James Dobson and Dennis Hastert who paid homage via videotape.