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June 30, 2005

Judy and Matt in Wonderland

Judge Thomas F. Hogan conjures up Alice in Wonderland to sugar coat the upcoming jail time for Judith Miller and Matthew Cooper.

"'The time has come, the Walrus said," Judge Hogan declared, suggesting that the case against the reporters and Time Inc. had reached its conclusion.

Later, he said he could not understand Time's positions.

" 'It's curiouser and curiouser' is what Alice said, when she got down the rabbit hole," Judge Hogan said.

Good thing he didn't quote the King
`Give your evidence,' said the King; `and don't be nervous, or I'll have you executed on the spot.'

or the Queen, for that matter.
'Collar that Dormouse,' the Queen shrieked out. `Behead that Dormouse! Turn that Dormouse out of court! Suppress him! Pinch him! Off with his whiskers!'