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June 28, 2005

Live blogging Bush's Speech - Real Quick and Possibly Wrong, Cuz I Hafta Go Drinkin'

8:03 What are those pages he's turning? Is that his copy of My Pet Goat. I hear it relaxes him during stressful times.

8:09 What's with all the blinking? Isn't that a sign of lying?

8:10 Stuttering of time and place. Or was it place and time?

8:12 "As the Iraqis stand up we will stand down." Doesn't that sound like a reference to peeing? Men stand up, women don't.

8:15 Rather than just saying 'terrorists', he's saying 'terrorists and insurgents." Interesting transition as to identifying who the real enemy is

8:19 Funny he talking about the ex Sunni Iraqi leaders as "enjoying the right of unchecked power." That's hilarious!

8:21 Why come we keep giving Iraq deadlines for elections and constitutions and stuff when we won't make a deadline for withdrawing our troops?

8:24 Those terrorists won't "shake our will." But will they shake our willys? That's what the troops really want to know, right?

8:26 He keeps saying 'firm' and 'hard' and 'rise.' Is it getting hot in here?

8:27 He hasn't mentioned God once. James Dobson is pissed.

8:29 what's up with that 'no higher calling than to serve in the military?' What a fucking draft dodging hypocrite.

OK, that's it. That and give 9/11 a break. We all know Iraq had nothing to do with it. Let it go!

4 Comments:

  • At June 28, 2005, Anonymous mary said…

    I noticed the blinking too. Turns out a couple of the soldiers were peeling onions for cheesburgers. I have to say, you are the fastest gun on the block and good too!

     
  • At June 29, 2005, Blogger rod said…

    I didn't watch this because I can no longer stand the combination of that face, that voice and that ideology just crushing my soul with their parsimonious arrogance.

    But I'm guessing that he didn't talk so much about the sex with the stuffed animals, right?

     
  • At June 29, 2005, Blogger cookie christine said…

    Not that I can remember, Rod.

    Lots of usage of the words 'hard' and 'firm', but no mention of 'furry.'

     
  • At June 29, 2005, Blogger rod said…

    That's too bad. Anyway, I used the Wesley Willis Song Generator to make up a song about our glorious leader. You can go here to make one of your own:

    http://www.monzy.org/wesley/

    It goes like this:

    George W. Bush

    by Wesley Willis

    George W. Bush is very special to me.
    You are the cowardly warmonger king.
    You are my special cowardly warmonger.
    You really whoop a llama's ass.

    GEORGE W. BUSH!!!
    GEORGE W. BUSH!!!
    GEORGE W. BUSH!!!
    GEORGE W. BUSH!!!

    You really whoop Saddam Hussein's ass.
    You really whoop the horse's ass.
    George W. Bush is very special to me.
    You are a cowardly warmonger star.

    GEORGE W. BUSH!!!
    GEORGE W. BUSH!!!
    GEORGE W. BUSH!!!
    GEORGE W. BUSH!!!

    About 98600 people like George W. Bush.
    George W. Bush is very special to me.
    You can really jam harder like a magicist.
    George W. Bush really whoops a donkey's ass.

    Rock over London,
    Rock on Chicago.

    Be a Pepper - drink Dr. Pepper.

     

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