Live blogging Bush's Speech - Real Quick and Possibly Wrong, Cuz I Hafta Go Drinkin'

8:03 What are those pages he's turning? Is that his copy of My Pet Goat. I hear it relaxes him during stressful times.

8:09 What's with all the blinking? Isn't that a sign of lying?

8:10 Stuttering of time and place. Or was it place and time?

8:12 "As the Iraqis stand up we will stand down." Doesn't that sound like a reference to peeing? Men stand up, women don't.

8:15 Rather than just saying 'terrorists', he's saying 'terrorists and insurgents." Interesting transition as to identifying who the real enemy is

8:19 Funny he talking about the ex Sunni Iraqi leaders as "enjoying the right of unchecked power." That's hilarious!

8:21 Why come we keep giving Iraq deadlines for elections and constitutions and stuff when we won't make a deadline for withdrawing our troops?

8:24 Those terrorists won't "shake our will." But will they shake our willys? That's what the troops really want to know, right?

8:26 He keeps saying 'firm' and 'hard' and 'rise.' Is it getting hot in here?

8:27 He hasn't mentioned God once. James Dobson is pissed.

8:29 what's up with that 'no higher calling than to serve in the military?' What a fucking draft dodging hypocrite.

OK, that's it. That and give 9/11 a break. We all know Iraq had nothing to do with it. Let it go!