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June 01, 2005

What to do when your career in politics is over?

Go to the moon!

I think we all know why Tom DeLay wants to send missions to the moon and to Mars. He'll need an escape after he's indicted for all his nasty ethics violations!

We'll call it Sugarland II and all the washed up ex-politicians, lobbyists and gay military escorts can hang out there without being spat on by angry villagers with torches.

Thanks to All Spin Zone for the nice reference to angry villagers with torches in reference to the love Dick Cheney must be feeling for his lies about the ACLU and prisoner abuse.