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July 14, 2005

Email Karl, and Tell Him You Support Him

There's this nice letter of support you can send to Karl Rove at And not only does it get sent to Karl, but several other major news organizations as well!

Dear Karl Rove: I just wanted to tell you that no matter how much
indisputable evidence those fact-obsessed intellectual reporters release
about you betraying America, I join the President in not caring diddly-squat
about so-called national security when the only war that matters is the one
we're waging against Democrats. So that makes you TOPS in my book!
Anyway, however it happened, that bimbo Valerie Plame got what she
deserved for marrying a moron who spouted crazy talk about Saddam bin
Laden not having all those Nukepox Laser Deathrays you made President
Bush promise we'd find. Heck, she should be happy that you only
assassinated his CHARACTER! Well, I would say don't let this 'Plame
Game' get you down, but I'm sure you're already orchestrating your
greatest-yet Machiavellian stratagem (replete with Clintonesque
legalistic parsings) to slither out of doing any prison time - especially
since you were polite enough not to use Mrs. Wilson's first name. So
good luck with the indictments and likely cover-up conspiracy
investigation, and next time you're whispering him sweet nothings, please
tell BobNovak I think his waxy tufts of silver ear hair are massively SEXY -
in a totally non-homosexual way, of course!

But once you send it, beware! You'll get a bunch of messages back about how happy all those news organizations are that you contacted them, but how they can't respond individually to all of their messages. Pity.

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