What Happens at the Ranch, Stays at the Ranch

President Bush played host to the White House press corps Thursday
night for a private off-the-record dinner at his ranch.

The casual affair of fried catfish, potato salad, coleslaw, homemade
cheese and chocolate-chip cookies followed a tradition in which Bush
and his wife, Laura, have the press covering his annual August vacation
out to the their ranch in central Texas as a sort of thank-you.

The event was not held last year because of the busy campaign season.
The invitations to the reporters were issued on the condition that they
not discuss conversations at the event.

I'm guessing this is really a fetish party in disguise.

K, now everyone close your eyes and imagine Helen Thomas teaching Scottie McClellan the power of Freedom of the Press.