The Wrath of the Felafel

Here is another fine example of the right-wing culture of life.

Many, if not most, of the detainees have been there nearly four years,
yet in all that time, only four have been accused of any crime. And even
then, military prosecutors recently charged the military trials against
those four have been rigged.

The entire mess is playing into the hands of the terrorists, who now use
Guantanamo Bay as a recruiting tool.

So what would Fox’s Bill O’Reilly do to fix the problem? Kill ‘em all:

O’REILLY: I don’t give them any protection. I don’t feel sorry for them. In fact, I probably would have ordered their execution if I had the power.

Perhaps he would flog them to death with felafels and random spongey bath products?

I wish that O'Reilly could walk a mile in their shoes. See what it's really like at Gitmo. Get stuffed in a sleeping bag and beat with rubber hoses and other nasty things until his ribs break and his chest gets crushed. Have his penis slashed with razor blades weekly. I now it sounds harsh, but it's a small price to pay for the world harmony that will come from O'Reilly shutting his piehole.

listen to the audio at Think Progress and see the video at Crooks and Liars