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November 16, 2005

Is Scott McClellan On His Way Out?

Far be it from me to spread unconfirmed rumors, but they wouldn't be rumors if they weren't unconfirmed, now would they?

I can't find a legitimate link for this, so I'm just gonna make some shit up. Crooks and Liars is linking to First Draft, but First Draft's page won't display at the moment.

So, given that disclosure, the question remains -- Is White House Press Secretary and spokespuppy Scott McClellan on his way out?

I can only imagine what a shitty job being the White House's #1 apologist must be. The constantly having to lie and evade questions from scary octogenarian ladies, the likes of Helen Thomas. Especially now that Jeff Gannon is no longer in the crowd to "get his back," if you know what I mean, the stress must really be getting to poor little Scottie.

But lets say Scottie really does resign. Who will take his place? Harriet Miers? Jeff Gannon himself? Brownie? Barney the First Dog? The possibilities are simply endless, and I can't wait to see how this turns out.

But if Scottie does resign, I wish him the best, and that after all that required lying to the press is finally over, I hope he can sleep better at night.

UPDATE: Astute commenter Midori, from Crooks and Liars found us some nice links here and here on this topic that might be helpful and entertaining.


  • At November 17, 2005, Anonymous Catherine said…

    Ohhh! If only it were so! Perhaps, he come to join our camp and sing like a once caged bird yearning to be heard!


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