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December 16, 2005

Friday Bart Blogging - December 16th

"As the dog, I am responsible for the decision to nibble on the squeaky hamburger toy."


  • At December 16, 2005, Blogger Ben said…


    What are your opinions on mass transit and more importantly, should we be using electronic voting machines if they can easily be hacked?


  • At December 16, 2005, Blogger Sylvana said…

    Bart the dog, I have a two part question.

    Do you admit that you nibbled on the squeaky hamburger toy in such a way as to lead others to believe that it was in fact a real hamburger? Do you now admit that it indeed was never and will never be a real hamburger?

  • At December 16, 2005, Anonymous Bitch | Lab said…


    We at Bitch | Lab would like to know: Are you now or have you ever been a member of the J. Wellington Wimpy Society? Once we've established those facts, we will want to know if you've been sniffing bunny, too. :)

  • At December 16, 2005, Anonymous Bart said…

    1. Tampa really needs a good mass transit system. However, they need to make sure that the windows open so I can stick my head out the window as I whiz through town.

    2. computers are evil! evil i say! Whether it's for voting or blogging, they always seem to take time away from my tummy rub time.

    Everyone had the same intelligence as I did about the squeaky hamburger toy. However, now that the squeaky hamburger toy is free, it was so worth those 2000-some lives, 5000-some limbs and over 200 billion dollars.

    I went to one of those meetings once, but the humans never dropped even the slightest hamburger crumb. It was very disappointing. And where's the rabbit??? Where's the rabbit???

  • At December 16, 2005, Blogger Addison said…

    What is the airspeed velocity of an unlaiden swallow?

  • At December 16, 2005, Blogger Ben said…

    You will have to be more specific, Bart needs to know whether you are refering to an African or European.

  • At December 16, 2005, Blogger cookie christine said…

    um, isn't the "unlaiden swallow" that thing that's all the rage with high school "vigrins" these days?

    I'm not sure Bart knows much about such things.

  • At December 17, 2005, Blogger Alicia said…

    Bart - now that you've won the Katherine Harris lookalike contest (paws down, I might add) isn't it time to do the right thing and just replace the original? We need a capable canine such as yourself in high office, and I know you'd trounce her in the polls!

  • At December 17, 2005, Blogger Ben said…

    Yes Bart, have you given anyt thought to running for office? Maybe having your own blog? I would read it.

  • At December 17, 2005, Anonymous Bart said…

    I'm thinking Katherine should stay in the race. Though Bill Nelson is not the bestest Senator there is, he at least votes the right way most of the time, and is leading Miss Blue Eyeshadow in the polls, so no, I don't think I'll run for Senate this year.

    But I haven't ruled out Kathy Castor's seat on the Hillsborough BOCC. She's running for State Rep next year. I could sure buy a lot of doggie biscuits with that salary, and I'd love a chance to bite ronda storm's ankles, or pee on her leg. There's also something very suspicious about that Brian Blair character that I need to get to the bottom of.

    And as far as blogging goes, I just might guest blog while cookie is away for christmas.


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