Who Would Jesus Beat Up?

Professors at State Universities, of course.

A professor whose planned course on creationism and intelligent design
was canceled after he sent e-mails deriding Christian conservatives was
hospitalized Monday after what appeared to be a roadside beating.

University of Kansas religious studies professor Paul Mirecki said that the
two men who beat him made references to the class that was to be offered
for the first time this spring.

They must have missed that day in Sunday School where they should have learned to love your neighbor as yourself and turn the other cheek. Will they ever realize that Jesus was a socialist and a pacifist? Read the book, boys. It's in there.