How do you like your Supreme Court Nominees Cooked?

Evidently, John Roberts wasn't done enough. We should have sent him back to be cooked until all the pink in the middle was gone and the outside was crustier.

Alito Likely to Be Grilled More Than Roberts

But I'm guessing we won't have those problems with Alito. He's already good and crusty and there's not even a glimmer of pinkness anywere.