Holiday Bart Blogging
I'm off to Kansas to visit the family for the holidays and to hopefully find out what's the matter with it. If I find out anything, I will report back immediately.
As is customary, Bart the Beagle is in charge while I'm gone.
I expect you guys to keep an eye on him, and let me know if any nefarious behavior arises while I'm gone. Also feel free to pose any questions or concerns to him, as he really is a wealth of information and opinions.
As is customary, Bart the Beagle is in charge while I'm gone.
I expect you guys to keep an eye on him, and let me know if any nefarious behavior arises while I'm gone. Also feel free to pose any questions or concerns to him, as he really is a wealth of information and opinions.
posted by cookie christine @ 12/22/2005
7 Comments:
At December 22, 2005,
Anonymous said…
ARF! Pant, pant, pant, Woof!
Translation: Quick, get the treats and run, Bart, run!
At December 22, 2005,
Addison said…
Bart,
what is your opinion on the validity of pleomorphism in Rife and Naessen's work?
At December 23, 2005,
Anonymous said…
Well Ben, the fuzzy Kansas University blanket is looking good and yummy.
As far as holiday wishes, it doesn't matter, as long as there's a nice big bone in my stocking on Dec. 25th. But John Gibson from Fox News needs to be sodomized with a microphone. That, I am sure of.
Addison, I'll check into those things soon. very soon. But I'm in the land of dial-up so a can't do adequate research at the present time. Also, the fuzzy KU blanket is calling my name.
At December 23, 2005,
Alicia Morgan said…
Dear Bart - please tell Cookie that she could have picked a better time to go to Kansas, as I just got into Tampa last night. We are all praying that Cookie returns safely from that dangerous place.
At December 23, 2005,
Addison said…
Dear Bart,
Do dog's butts really smell so good that you guys sniff them to greet each other? I know I'm offended by just Funyun breath, so I can't imagine greeting the pastor on Sunday morning with a quick buttsniff.....unless I was catholic, but that's for another time when we can reminisce about Father Studpuppy. Anyhow, your thoughts are greatly appreciated!
At December 24, 2005,
Anonymous said…
Addison, you'd be surprised how well and how quickly you can get to know someone by sniffing their private parts.
It really breaks the ice. I suggest you try it sometime, but I wouldn't recommend starting with a member of the clergy.
Alicia,
Cookie will be back Monday night. Good thing, because I'm having a cute young boxer come over tonight, and I just might get lucky.
At January 06, 2006,
Anonymous said…
FYI I have pictures of what Bart REALLY did on Christmas!!!
As usual he was his well behaved self (only growled @ the cat once).
Bart spent a happy and laid-back Christmas on "The Island" with his regular Thursday night girls Porsche & Lexus in addition to Max the one-eyed Jack Russell & two un-named turtles. I also relented and allowed him special doggie Christmas cookies (screw the diet it was the Holidays!)
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