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January 06, 2006

The Secret Lives of Ex-House Republican Leaders

Being always alert, ever on top of things and perpetually vigilant, I have been tipped off to a scandal in the making.

The lovely Ellen Sauerbrey, whom Rex Kramer, Danger Seeker speaks so highly of, is really Tom DeLay in disguise.

Seeing as how Tom DeLay is likely going to lose his leadership position in the House permanently, and might even have to resign, he's been spotted undercover trying to get a cushy job heading up the State Department'’s Bureau of Population, Refugees and Migration.

Please write your congressman and inform him/her of this travesty of justice.


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