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April 20, 2006

Katherine Harris's Boobs Aren't Empty, But it Sure Seems Like Her Head Is

Displaying her unfailing maturity yet still struggling with the same old boring cliches, Katherine Harris called Bill Nelson an "empty suit."

Nelson's spokesman resisted the urge to comeback with "I'm rubber and you're glue. Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you," and instead simply identified her barbs as "empty charges from an empty candidate with absolutely no ethics or credibility."

But I beg to differ. Her head may very well be empty, but those boobies of hers must be filled with something. Helium? Nitrous oxide? Anti-matter?

And further evidence that her head is decidedly empty, she has the audacity to call the offshore drilling bill sponsored by both Nelson and Republican Senator Mel Martinez "inane" and "poorly drafted." I could be way off on this, but shouldn't she be sucking up to the other Republican Senator in hopes of his endorsement, and not insulting his bills?