Things I'm Looking Forward To During the State of the Union Address
1. Hearing about giving Social Security a "makeover." Not that Social Security is queer or anything. It's not just girls that get makeovers anymore, OK? Geez.
2. A mention of "private parts" or maybe "personal parts" of Social Security if he remembers which word Karl Rove told him to use.
3. Bush talking about high school students and their left behinds.
4. Begging and pleading with the nice people out there to support his judicial nominations.
5. And the bestest thing I'm looking forward to is Mr. Bush wearing glasses because Condi told him that it will make him look smart and more distinguished.
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2. A mention of "private parts" or maybe "personal parts" of Social Security if he remembers which word Karl Rove told him to use.
3. Bush talking about high school students and their left behinds.
4. Begging and pleading with the nice people out there to support his judicial nominations.
5. And the bestest thing I'm looking forward to is Mr. Bush wearing glasses because Condi told him that it will make him look smart and more distinguished.
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