Naughty, Naughty Boys
Some naughty, naughty boys in Iowa have been doing some naughty, naughty things to each other on the wrestling team.
According to authorities and parents, six freshmen on the wrestling squad were pinned down in the locker room by older team members, some of whom reportedly were naked. The older students are alleged to have then pushed their genitalia against the freshmen's faces and heads.
I'm surprised something so naughty as this would happen in a god-fearing red state such as Iowa. Don't their Republican anti-gay-marriage-amendment-lovin' parents teach them any better?
Now, I just have one question. Do they allow little girls on the wrestling teams in Iowa?
Helmet tip to Jesus' General commenter, Hawthorne Wingnut, for bringing this exciting prospect to my attention!
According to authorities and parents, six freshmen on the wrestling squad were pinned down in the locker room by older team members, some of whom reportedly were naked. The older students are alleged to have then pushed their genitalia against the freshmen's faces and heads.
I'm surprised something so naughty as this would happen in a god-fearing red state such as Iowa. Don't their Republican anti-gay-marriage-amendment-lovin' parents teach them any better?
Now, I just have one question. Do they allow little girls on the wrestling teams in Iowa?
Helmet tip to Jesus' General commenter, Hawthorne Wingnut, for bringing this exciting prospect to my attention!
posted by cookie christine @ 3/22/2005
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