Rick 'Sergeant Schultz' Santorum

'I know Nothing!'

This is Rick Santorum denying any knowledge of the memo rumored to have come from his office about Terri Schiavo that states:

This is an important moral issue and the pro-life base will be excited that the Senate is debating this important issue.

and

This is a great political issue, because Senator Nelson of Florida - has already refused to become a cosponsor and this is a tough issue for Democrats.

Come on! Gimme a break. Even I know about it and I'm not a United States Senator. I'm just a little girl from Tampa.