William the Goat-F*cker
Far be it from me to suggest that William G. Myers and President Bush fornicate with animals, so I'm going to turn the rest of this post over to my evil twin...
Hi there! Cookie's evil twin here.
So you all know the goat-fucker concept, right?
A man is sitting at a bar, drinking, and he says to no one in particular, "A man can spend his life building bridges. Do they call him John the Bridge Builder? No. A man can spend his life raising crops. Do they call him John the Farmer? No. But you fuck one goat . . ."
Now, George Bush has re-nominated William G. Myers for a seat on the 9th Circuit. And in the 9th circuit there's a lot of ranching and stuff going on. And I think we all know that ranchers are notorious goat-fuckers, right?
And as the Carpetbagger reports, this William G. Myers fellow is also amazingly incompetent for this position.
He's never been a judge, never even participated in a jury trial, and received a poor rating from the ABA.
Now one could argue that Bush likes him because of his pro-business, anti-environment, squash-the-little-guy mentality, which is so very prevelant in the Gee Oh Pee today.
[Myers] attacked the 1994 California Desert Protection Act, which set aside land for two national parks and protected millions of acres of wilderness, as "an example of legislative hubris." In 1996, he also charged that federal management of public lands was comparable with "'the tyrannical actions of King George in levying taxes' on American colonists." He has said there's "no constitutional basis" to protect wetlands.
And saying those things kind of pigeon-holes him as a bit of sheep-fucker in the sense that I alluded to above. Seeing as now he's the evil-anti-environment guy. But I think we have something else here.
My theory? Myers, Bush, and all those ranchers out there that he defends so vigorously while neglecting the environment? Goat-fuckers, everyone. They have a don't-ask-don't-tell policy regarding goat-fucking that needs to be defended, and Myers is just the man to do it.
Hi there! Cookie's evil twin here.
So you all know the goat-fucker concept, right?
A man is sitting at a bar, drinking, and he says to no one in particular, "A man can spend his life building bridges. Do they call him John the Bridge Builder? No. A man can spend his life raising crops. Do they call him John the Farmer? No. But you fuck one goat . . ."
Now, George Bush has re-nominated William G. Myers for a seat on the 9th Circuit. And in the 9th circuit there's a lot of ranching and stuff going on. And I think we all know that ranchers are notorious goat-fuckers, right?
And as the Carpetbagger reports, this William G. Myers fellow is also amazingly incompetent for this position.
He's never been a judge, never even participated in a jury trial, and received a poor rating from the ABA.
Now one could argue that Bush likes him because of his pro-business, anti-environment, squash-the-little-guy mentality, which is so very prevelant in the Gee Oh Pee today.
[Myers] attacked the 1994 California Desert Protection Act, which set aside land for two national parks and protected millions of acres of wilderness, as "an example of legislative hubris." In 1996, he also charged that federal management of public lands was comparable with "'the tyrannical actions of King George in levying taxes' on American colonists." He has said there's "no constitutional basis" to protect wetlands.
And saying those things kind of pigeon-holes him as a bit of sheep-fucker in the sense that I alluded to above. Seeing as now he's the evil-anti-environment guy. But I think we have something else here.
My theory? Myers, Bush, and all those ranchers out there that he defends so vigorously while neglecting the environment? Goat-fuckers, everyone. They have a don't-ask-don't-tell policy regarding goat-fucking that needs to be defended, and Myers is just the man to do it.
posted by cookie christine @ 3/01/2005
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