It's Recess-time Somewhere

Proud Member of the Reality-Based Sandbox

April 13, 2005

Evidently, I Went to the Wrong High School

Rush Limbaugh:When does he start up this stupid little network?
August? Yip yip yip yahoo. You know what Gore said about this? It's
going to be liberal. It's going to reflect the point of view of young

What the hell is that, Al? What the hell is the point of view of young
people? Blow jobs, that's what they're doing out there. They're out
there getting oral sex all day long, that's what they're talking about.
That's the point of view they can't wait that your boss,

Al made sure that's become the number one sport in high school today.
So, I guess you're going to have a BJ network out there, Al, is that
what you're going to do? You're going to call your network the oral
sex channel out there, start competing with MTV?

No, it's not going to have any of this stuff out there, folks, it's
going to be talking about liberalism, no, no, no, that's not what we're
about. Classic cannot even admit who he is.

Funny thing is, the kids whose progressive parents have taught them about birth control and responsibility are the ones that are most likely having condom-protected vaginal sex or waiting until they are ready for the responsibility. Unlike the wingnut's kids. Those are the ones that think having oral sex keeps them virginal.

via Eschaton

And if you'd like to complain to the FCC about this kind of filthy talk on the radio, you can contact them here.


  • At April 13, 2005, Anonymous Jerry said…

    Rush knows his audience...he knows they want "crude" and not "smart." He knows they want the easy bliss of ignorance.

    "Abstinence Only" and "D.A.R.E." are the kind of 'successes' his listeners want, whether the 'truth' is even vaguely involved or not.

    And, hey, oral sex is as successful as abstinence for birth control! Worked for me and my gal back in the mid-60s!

  • At April 13, 2005, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    It's just too funny to be believed! Freaking blow jobs are the legacy of the Clinton years!

    How stupid are these people? Is there any calculus that can compute the infinite limits of their dumbness?

    I was a young person before Bill Clinton was anywhere near the White House, and I'm here to tell you, blow jobs were SUPER popular back then!

    Ronald Reagan was president, and STILL, we young people were CRAZY about blowjobs. Me and my friends couldn't get enough of them!

    I mean, really. We couldn't. We tried. Sometimes we begged. But we couldn't get enough of them. Sometimes, we couldn't get any at all. It's kind of sad.

    But the final kicker is that sainted Nancy Reagan, well, we all know what she was famous for before she was famous for being Nancy Reagan...

    Best head in Hollywood!


  • At April 13, 2005, Anonymous mary said…

    The sad thing is that oral sex now carries with it, the threat of HIV - wasn't then, is now. Young people are the fastest growing population contracting AIDs. Rush wouldn't bring up that topic, nor would he say that abortions have increased dramatically under the "no sex" plan. If Bush can't kill 'em in wars, he'll kill 'em with sex.


Post a Comment

<< Home