Killing Two Memes With One Post

Tagged Again. Twice! First by PSoTD. Then by Ricky. How lucky can one girl get??

So here goes:
PSoTD wants to see my eyes, but refused to show me his big toe. I don't think that's fair, but being the good sport that I am, I'm holding up my end of the bargain. But until he shows me a pic of his big toe, I'm just posting one eye.

UPDATE: PSoTD was kind enough to post his big toe here. It's not the full frontal toe I was hoping for, but none the less, it is a toe. Go check it out!! And here's my second eye. It's shaded because of my ornamental headgear.


   

And Ricky. Well, he sent me a host of tough questions. So, I might as well start.

Three Screen Names You Have: Cookie Christine (my porn star name. First pet, first street), Sister Happy Tails Flogger™ of Compassion, and ricky. ok, maybe not the real ricky

Three Things You Like About Yourself: I’m a darn good sailor (if you ignore the above collision), I’m smart, and by golly, people like me.

Three Things You Dislike About Yourself: My gawd awful big nose, That I spend way too much time filling out these memes and my tiny feet because I have to buy little girl’s shoes.

Three Parts of Your Heritage: Swedish, Irish, English

Three Things That Scare You: Ann Coulter, people who think Ann Coulter is funny, and people who think Ann Coulter is hot.

Three Everyday Essentials: water, sunshine and reading blogs

Three Things You Are Wearing Right Now: Black sandals (size 3), a daily moisturizer with sunscreen, and a really big smile.

Three Favorite Bands/Artists: Green Day, R.E.M, U2 - These are probably my favorite bands of all time. I like other different stuff, but it's more fleeting. These bands have held my interest for more than ten years.

Three Favorite Songs At Present: Common People – by William Shatner and Joe Jackson

Are you sure you want to live like common people?
You want to see whatever common people see?
You want to sleep with common people?
You want to sleep with common people like me?
But she didn’t understand,
she just smiled and held my hand.

Do it Again – Stroke 9

You’re instantly awake in my imagination
Old-fashioned infatuation
I can be anything that you want me to be
And you can have me in every position that you dreamed

And I’m kinda diggin’ the remake of Under Pressure by The Used and My Chemical Romance

Three Things You Want To Try/Do In The Next Twelve Months: Not get fired for blogging at work, make it to Key West for a weekend and mud wrestle Ricky

Three Things You Want In A Relationship: Speedos, ornamental headgear, and Strike King Bitsy Bug Jigs.

Two Truths And A Lie: I used to own a hippie store in college. I ate live sea urchin on the beach in Bali. I’m ecstatically happy that Roy Williams finally won him a National Championship two years after leaving Kansas.

Three Physical Things About The Opposite Sex That Appeal To You: cute rather than handsome, big hands, and disease-free is always a plus.

Three Things You Just Can't Do: Unscrew the oil plug from my lawn mower, Stop daydreaming. Date a republican. I tried about a year ago. When he told me he thought Ann Coulter was funny, I had to break it off.

Three Favorite Hobbies: Sailing, reading, and anything spanking-related

Three Things I Want To Do really Bad Right Now: Watch the movie I checked out from the library, Waiting For Guffman, finish this damn meme-thingy and eat some fresh strawberries.

Three Careers You Have Considered: Brewer in Dominica where those poor folks can’t afford mass-produced imported beers, Webmaster for a gambling site, Wonder Woman (I love her shorts!)

Three Kid's Names You Have Considered: I figure I’d name them after some of my favorite bloggers. Atrios-Rod Kos, Jesus-General-Ezra Marbo, and of course Ricky Jr.

Three Things You Want To Do before You Die: Meet that guy in Seattle that spanks people that Jesus’ General always talks about, remove Charlton Heston’s gun from his cold, dead hands, and see the Jayhawks win another National Championship.

Three People Who Have To Take This Quiz Now: I don’t think I’m gonna pass these ones on. But feel free to add yours in the comments if you are so inclined.