Miss Beazley Tells Us How She Really Feels
Miss Beazley gets a rare opportunity to tell
us what's really going on at the White House.
"He doesn't respect my right to chose. He
wants to take away my guaranteed kibble
program for when I get older, and with the
ridiculously high deficit, my pups are going
to be born owing more than $26,000 to pay
that off."
posted by cookie christine @ 4/29/2005
4 Comments:
At April 30, 2005,
Sylvana said…
LOL! That's one smart pup!
At April 30, 2005,
Anonymous said…
That was the censored version
At April 30, 2005,
cookie christine said…
Yes, Miss Beazley is notorious for her filthy mouth. Get a few Mad Dog 20/20's in her and she'll tell you all about it.
At May 01, 2005,
Isaac Carmichael said…
"He calles me 'bitch' so much it's just not funny anymore," said Miss Beasley. "I suppose I could stand that, but not the stupid stoner giggle he lets out afterwards. Oh, and I'm kept locked in a dark closet when I'm not being trotted out in public. Life's hard when your masters are so cold-hearted and dim-witted."
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